If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original investment.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left.

With Delta Air Lines, you would have $49 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling refund, you would have $214. So, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called a 401-Keg Plan.

Snake!!

Snake
Best advice I ever heard

That's too funny

Dude-I don't drink canned beer. What's the math look like for bottles? In other words-is bottled or canned beer a better investment?

After reading this maybe i should hide my sled back in the woods instead of the drive way. Time to buy all fiberglass rigs i guess.

Oncorhynchan: Depends on the state you're in. Oregon: bottles. Washington: cans. I prefer my beer in bottles, too. The downside is that when they're empty that rattle and roll all over the bottom of the boat. The cans you can crush against your forehead and stack nicely on the seat next to you.