Yes. Yes I did.

I figured those clowns would find out about "the rod incident" whether or not I told them, so I spilled the beans when everyone was all wasted on Thursday night. The clowning was surprisingly light.

I did laugh to myself thinking about Kevin saying "so......what did you throw that rod overboard for?" over and over.

Like stam said........when you're me, you don't have to make this sh!t up.

A year after we got married I had to go out of town for a week So my wife and her friend decide to take my 69 mustang to Seattle .Well it got trashed tires slashed rattle can paint job somebody kicked in a window and door panel . I had spent 4 winters restoring this car now it sits in the back of the shop the only good part of this is fishing trips are no problem if she starts to say something I tell her to go and take a look in the back of the shop

That's why I bought the wife a cheap Korean KIA minivan. Have had it, woman. Like I give a rats-ass how many things she hits, or how many scratches and dents in it. Just as long as my insurance rates don't go up.

Hell, the kids are crapping, pissing, puking, tearing and staining the insides. Might as well thrash the outside the compliment the rig.

Funny reads in this thread, though.

I'd say my ex-wife pulled some bone headed maneuvers but I'm the dumbass who married her.

Oh so you've been there!

These are great. I have had way more 'accidents' than her unfortunately.

Along the lines of getting in trouble for pointing out stupidity. One day she decides to pass a car on the Kamilche cut off ON THE RIGHT WHERE THE BUSSES PULL OVER AT THE TRAIN TRACKS. She has like a 100 foot runway and just goes for it.

We have our 2 week old first child in the back, so everything is freaking us out at this point. I start yelling "WTF are you doing, are you out of your GD mind? Our baby is in here?"

The whole thing was stupid, and still when we go over those tracks *I* get the stink eye.

Oprah tells women they are blameless victims. The message has stuck. They have heard it daily for decades now.

"Victims" that are predisposed to wallow in self-pity. They are their own worst enemy. Equal rights my ass.

Eastern Montana and I get pulled over. Cop asks me if I knew how fast I was going and the wife pops off with "I think he was doing 95 or so".

I am now busting up. That story was so funny, but you telling it, with your head down, shaking back and forth, in your self-disgusted tone of voice, way to funny.

I'm still trying to figure out what part of Dan's pea brain allowed him to throw a fine rod and reel out of the boat.

It was a great day with some great people even though Dan had to throw a perfectly good rod away

So here is one.

We bought a new front loader washing machine. Whatever she wanted it she got it.

One day I am doing a load of my work stuff and I pour the soap in the tray, only the bottom of the tray is broken out. So the soap pours on the floor. I am like Honey what happened?

She goes well the tray had a crack in it so I used a screw driver to break it out.

The machine was like six months old.