Maui Waui the size of bananas...bring lots of papers..

Oahu might be more expensive than Maui. That is where the famous people live. Like Laird Hamilton, Jack Johnson, Kelly Slater, and a bunch of rich Japanese guys.

Go swimming at Sandy Beach. It is safe there.

In the elipse formed by a breaking wave the minor axis is *always* 2/3's the length of the major axis. A little tidbit I learned in a 400 level ocean engineering class at the UW.

Maybe Merg should leave a list of next of kin and where his dental records are kept for when his lily-white mainland azz wanders down to a "Locals Only" beach.

I'll put my Hawaiian bros on full alert.........

if Merg can afford to buy a place on oahu at his age, he must have robbed a casino.........

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"a pale ass white dude in hawaii trying to fit in"

ummm yeah...besides being 6' 5" i have a tan that makes me look like i am a native. ( native blood...very small amount of plains native americans) so "pale" is never a word that describes me if i have at least a week of sun. i will be almost black over there in the first week. But a 6' 5" blonde hair blue eyed loud guy.....never really blends in anywhere...

and we want to get a place in Waikiki because itsw close to the university that she is going to, and close to town without being in a tower. You can still get a little place with a yard. I dont want to move to hawaii to live in a condo 10 floors up...wouldnt be much of a change.

I sent this shot to my buds Keoni, Te, Howard and Chuck......they promise to give the Merg a proper greeting...

Merg, I wouldn't worry about standing out over there at 6'5"........you aren't going to Taiwan! On Oahu, there will be a lot of guys and not a few women who will tower over you at that height, except they'll all outweigh you by 300 pounds.

Seriously, you're going to have the time of your life. I'm moving there myself upon retirement............if not sooner.

have you checked Waikiki real estate prices lately? a total, Dog-the-bounty-hunter-perp crack house DUMP on the other side of the canal will cost you an arm , a leg and a bikini top ...

That's really cool you made the cast on the next "The Real World" ! Looks like you will fit right in. Grats!

He tried to touch me right before the pic was shot, I'm in some gay-azz spastic pose in an effort to avoid any skin-to-skin contact. I'm pretty sure I wasn't looking at his ass, but the pic is sure incriminating.

It's a horrible picture. But while it was happening, we laughed so freakin hard, I could barely breath. I much prefer the one of me as an SM midget.

The whole episode is shameful. Except for the part where we caugt shad. That part was ok. And the drinking...that part was fun too. And Steve's cooking was superb.

Merg, Leave me the number for the gal who drove all the way down there to fish for 4 hours. Jess and I will take her out in the spring to catch kings on the boat. She was pretty funny.

It's a good thing most guys don't post pictures. There are a few other embarrasing shots rolling around that I'm glad I don't have to relive.

6'5"and about a buck forty-five! LOL! Dude you truly kill me. A small local would turn you into a pretzel in half a minute. And I bet you turn pink as a pigs ass in three days. Get ready to hear about a huge herpes outbreak in Hawaii, but only amungst fat butter face chicks!

I am the worst mentor ever. I tried to scare him straight, and look what happened.

Probably one of the more obnoxious, online personalities, and yet one of the most fun guys to fish with. Anyone who hasn't had a chance to fish with the merg actually missed out. Online he's an ass at times, in person he's a generous guy who's actually as funny as it gets.

There are some funny shad fishing vids that Hohbomb has on his photobucket page. I'll post a couple here later. I'm actually going to miss my chatty friend.

Have fun in Hawii Merg, bang a ton of girls...take pics.

VHawk

Umm, yeah... can you leave ME her number first, I even have a boat...

Also, I'm serious about you sending me your work schedule. I want you to get me DRUNK! before you take off!

Jason post the link to Merg kissing the shad. Thats some funny stuff right there.

Thats good, but I had a buddy promise if he caught a fish on a slow blackmouth trip that he would lick its butthole. We got into a good bite he caught a 14 pounder and sure enough.... He licked it's butt hole. Very funny in a demented sort of way-TBJ

Good luck, Merg, you haole. You definitely won't fit in with the locals, but you'll have plenty of tourist chicks to hang out with.