hahahah...that is too funny...hahahahah

i had a del for a house today...i walked up and there
were two big TURKEYS...i was a little shocked...they
were making turkey noises and i stepped in Turkey poop!!
It was pretty funny...but i didnt expect to see two turkeys
maybe they were getting ready to get it on Turkey style!!

who lets there turkeys poop on the front door step?? hahha
c

Whoa.

hmmm
why did bwp cross the road?
because?
aix spoonsa was on the other side?
or was it chillary?
or? ah
nevermind
cheese

Trying to capture the spirit of Aberdeen.

FnP:

That's not a chicken...looks like a coho to me.

Fish on...

Todd

Damn!

Fish on...

Todd

"The Wild Chicken Coalition."

That's some funny shi%, bro.

KK: Sometimes I think the chicken came first......sometimes I think the egg did. In either case, the thought is staggering.

stam: That chicken should get a pair of Chotas.

Sol: I eat more chicken than any man ever seen.

Rico: Any of you chickens want to wrassle?

Blondebud: She says nothing, the chicken says "Wow, she's hot."

Timber: What the f&ck is that chicken doing on the boat ramp wearing a cowboy hat?!?

AuntyM: That chicken had better have joined CCA by now. If not, me and Gary Loomis are going to deep-fry his ass.

Superfly: That f*ckin' chicken is a piece of sheeat Cooger fan. Who gives a fark where some Cooger-loving chicken is going? I'll kick his chicken ass all the way across the road if I see him again!!!

STRIKE ZONE: Good luck, chicken. STRIKE ZONE

Salmo: Hey chicken.......take Cowlitzfisherman into the road with you please.

Jerry Garcia: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

stlhdr1: What the fark is that chicken doing with a float rod???

Vedder: What's this chicken doing in my bed? What, this isn't my bed?

Nick A. : That chicken's a p*ssy!! Get up and party you f'n chicken!!

Parker: Hey Bob/Keith/Joe/Justin/anyone.........do you have any room in your chicken coop?

T-Bird: I'm hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was done with the egg. Now you know which came first.

Woman walking to market with a chicken under her arm... a wino sees her and says.."thats quite a pig you have there"... to which the woman replies."this happens to be a chicken".. to which the wino says "i know, I was talkin to the chicken"...

A guy had a pet chicken that he took everywhere with him. He went up to a movie ticket window, with his chicken under his arm, and when he asked to buy a ticket, the seller told him he couldn't bring the chicken into the theater.
So the guy went around the corner and shoved the chicken down his pants. He then went back, bought a ticket and then sat down in the theater. After sitting down, he unzipped his pants and the chicken stuck it's head out so it could see the movie.
The lights dimmed and the movie started. Part way thru, the woman next to him said to her friend "the guy next to me has his d*ck out!". Her friend said "just ignore him" to which the first woman answered "I can't ignore it. it's eating my popcorn!".

I thought the 2nd post above was funny until I read then next. LMAO

Abu-Loomis:

The chicken wants to come over and kick my Azz too...Later

Jake