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#399018 - 12/23/07 07:04 PM Field sobriety guide
eddie Carcass Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 2402 Loc: Valencia, Negros Oriental, Phi...	Something to keep in mind over the festive season THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 01. Innovative 02. Preliminary 03. Anaesthetist 04. Cinnamon 05. Chrysanthemum THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 01. Specificity 02. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition 03. Anti-constitutionalistically 04. Transubstantiate 05. Sphygmomanometer THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 02. Nope, no more booze for me. 03. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 07. I'm not interested in fighting you. 08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. 09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. _________________________ "You're not a gddan looney Martini, you're a fisherman" R.P. McMurphy - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
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#399185 - 12/24/07 07:33 PM Re: Field sobriety guide [Re: eddie]
laterun Repeat Spawner Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1016 Loc: Napavine,Washington	LMAO! Great lists, hell I can't say the second list sober.
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