The jurys still out but so far they've found it takes one to screw it in and at least....

a bunch to tell you how much better lightbulbs were 30 years ago.

one to say when your done with that hes got more for you to do.

a lot to complain about how certain people not only get their bulbs provided and installed for them by the government, they take it for granted and waste them.

one to tell you nice job and good luck

a couple idiots to ask where exactly you got that lightbulb

a few to debate wether the sylvania 75 watt is better then the 75 watt ge.

a couple to change the subject completly

one to say he'll sell you a better bulb

a few to tell horror stories of falling off ladders, getting shocked,etc.

one to tell about a recent news article concerning lightbulbs.

around fifty to circle the house and peek through the windows to see what your doing

a couple to tell you about such things as glass composistion, where the glass came from, filament size, UL listings, manafacturers recommended watts per square foot, etc. etc.

one to tell you which light spectrum is best for your vision

a couple to say you don't know what your doing or what your talking about.

one to kick the person out who took it too personally

a bunch to say that when they went to the garage for the new bulb, they somehow had 25 of them out there.

more then a few to tell you how drunk they were the last time they did that.

one to downplay his abilities, boast about how all the bulbs he gets are junk, and by the way, can I borrow your ladder?

and last but not least....

far to many to tell you about other things they've screwed in.

Just two, but I can't figure out how they got in there...

you forgot the 5 or6 six make the job some sort of political debate.

One more:

"Pfft. I've got better recipes for a screwed light bulb than that!"

Some of us know that you can't change a bulb unless it wants to change. Once it does wish to change step two is deciding whether to use the left hand or the right hand.

All of them, then Todd to tell them how much better he is at it, followed by JLH to tell them they are racist for using a white light bulb.

Mf

Not to be outdone Blades is in the background screaming "I AM NOT GAY!!!!!" All the while Dave Vedder is saying "lightbulbs look like boobies"! At the same time, Jonas & Romulus are trying to stick their tongues in the light socket. then Stam arrives on horseback to reach the high ones. Bob stands back, shakes his head and says to himself, "what have I wrought?"