At first, there was a TON of excitement at the new ChiaObama. The campaign promises of a full fro of "Chia" on Obama was too hard to ignore.

I bit. I voted. I got POTUS ChiaObama.

The inaguration was wonderful! "YES WE CAN" echoed in the room. The thoughts of a new and wonderful world with a ChiaObama filled the area!

The initial planting of POTUS ChiaObama went like clockwork and was smooth as butter. ChiaObama was put up on a nice warm and bright window sill. Chia's should be sprouting in NO TIME!!!



Too many seeds were mixed up in the initial batch, so they were just meaningless tossed in to potted plant sitting in the office. Welfare scraps for the poor and meek. No one was going to care if they lived or died. They were on their own, not unlike the daily-nutured POTUS ChiaObama that was surrounded by hourly love and care.

Maybe my ChiaObama is like the real Obama? After a few days in office, and after all the glorious promises, I've yet to see any real results on the top of ChiaObama. Oh sure, one can see a few seeds starting to sprout, but nothing that should come from the "YES WE CAN" man!



Or was it? Maybe that's all the little ChiaSeeds were suppose to do by now. Maybe the publics expectations of ChiaObama were too great.

What of those discarded ChiaSeeds that were discarded, tossed as waste to be forgotten for ever?

They are THRIVING! It's nothing short of a ChiaJungle! I wonder if those seeds down there are rooting for Sara Palin?



I'm starting to feel like my ChiaObama is like the real Obama. Full of promises, but at the end of the day, the results speak for themselves.

There's still hope for CHANGE! The term is still young and the ChiaObama supporters are not going up their HOPE just yet!

Stay tuned.........

Chia-Obama kind of looks like Chia-Letterman.

He's full of "change", just notice the new color of his skin. I think he's turning into a pumpkin. That or he need to lay off the tanning beds.

Parker-

are you implying the real POTUS has hair plugs or a weave? just wondering....

He looks Stoned...too much pot

You know that your back on the 1st page of "The Watched" list...

Beyond the POTUS, I actually have have old school experience with the chiaBull. Those seed grow like mad in soil yet they suck on the clay of the chia's. First, keep that chia FULL TO THE MAX. As soon as it evaporates a little, the top will dry out and kill the seeds. Also, maybe you should put some syran wrap over it for a couple of days?

End the end, you'll be luck to have anything more than male pattern baldness. (Still talking about the chia).

WINNER!

Roger, Red Leader!

I think ChiaPOTUS has some "leaking" issues. He literally "cries" all day long and snot drips out of his nose.

Not kidding. I've toyed with the idea of coloring the water red. I'd love to see him cry and seep blood out of nose.

ChiaEbola

ChiaPOTUS is a leaker. And has Ebola.



Damn. Secret Service is knocking on my door. Gotta go.....

I did.

It's called a plastic drip container and a paper towel.

POTUSDepends

you know what little old ladies taste like?

depends....

i have no idea what that has to do with chiaPOTUS.

[quote=parkerRoger, Red Leader!

I think ChiaPOTUS has some "leaking" issues. He literally "cries" all day long and snot drips out of his nose.

Not kidding. I've toyed with the idea of coloring the water red. I'd love to see him cry and seep blood out of nose.

ChiaEbola
[/quote]

Well, there's one similarity there is no escaping.......both the real and the chia are hair raising experiences.

chiaPOTUS looks baked, and has had a tracheotemy...