The Republican Car

Thanks to President Obama, luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past. They have always been beyond my means, but I took out a Cadillac Escalade last week for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car.

He asked why I thought it was a Republican car, and I explained: if it were a Democrat car, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass .

You obviously haven't seen Salmo g. towing his sled with his Subaru

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Not kidding.

P.P.S. I didn't see early '90's super extended Dodge vans on the list.

or Chuck E with that badazzed Volkswagen

'Chuck E with that badazzed Volkswagen'

I have a nice 350 I'm retrofitting into the backseat. It should pull my Arima just fine.
I had a '70 bug I towed a 12' rowboat with. Did fine but I only towed it about a mile.

Yeah, you made the [censored] list. I figure Elparquito is just gonna ban you and block your IP from PP one of these days.

Four more fingers of scotch for Elparquito and it's game on!

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What they didn't mention was that most Republicans WISH they drove Pink Miatas, but won't leave the closet for fear of losing their committee chairs and Sunday School teaching jobs.

Here you go, Nofish. That's the VW when I bought it a few months ago. The former pic was one I took to send one of my sons to invite him to race after he sent me a pic of his new Porsche Cayman.
$200 for an orange rust bucket that runs.