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TIMING OF IMPORTANT EVENTS IN HISTORY

11,013 BC—Creation. God created the world and man (Adam and Eve).
4990 BC—The flood of Noah’s day. All perished in a worldwide flood. Only Noah, his wife, and his 3 sons and their wives survived in the ark (6023 years from creation).
7 BC—The year Jesus Christ was born (11,006 years from creation).
33 AD—The year Jesus Christ was crucified and the church age began (11,045 years from creation; 5023 calendar years from the flood).
1988 AD—This year ended the church age and began the great tribulation period of 23 years (13,000 years from creation).
1994 AD—On September 7th, the first 2300-day period of the great tribulation came to an end and the latter rain began, commencing God’s plan to save a great multitude of people outside of the churches (13,006 years from creation).
2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).

And here I figured it was your birthday...

how does one come with the GT being 23 years?

The answer to your question is obvious...DanS will start the fire

I am about to book a June 2011 salmon trip to AK. Anyone know if scorpions and locusts will slow down the bite?

BTW, what/who did the carnivores eat on the Ark?

as i understand it, before the flood humans and animals were at peace. all were vegans. see the animals did not each other, or noah and his family. only after the flood was the fear instinct put into wild animals. humans likewise were able to eat meat/animals.

Ah....so all animals were at peace too, ie. did not eat each other?

Are there any dinosaurs in this version?

Maybe vegetarian...not vegan, else they could not wear any animal skins...would have to have been all fig leaves.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout...cratching-heads



WTF ??

Birds died from some trauma. State checked them out and no disease or chemical cause ............. so natural! .......... ah.......... oh oh...............

Impacting hail in a thunderstorm an expert said on the news.

Read some of the 4000+ comments at the bottom of the page I posted...



Here's a dandy..

"Its a sign for the Govt to stop giving Ghetto slobs and white trash from the surburban trailer parks the means to multiply"

Well, I'm cool with it. It's a week after I get back from sailing the Caribbean.

Well THAT, and The Rapture isn't mentioned anywhere in the bible.

So with the rapture pulling the chosen up to "heaven", does that mean there will be less assclowns on the river to deal with???

Sumbich... This chit serious?

I need to start some more bad habits!

Keith

A few, to be sure.

More importantly, however, will be the lack of fish-emblemed minivans doing 10 under in the HOV lane.

And the door-to-door 'salesmen' peddling peace of mind and wishful thinking will be gone too.

Oh and that fukkin azzhole Pat Robertson will finally be off my TV.

And from what I'm told the entire GOP will be strumming harps on a cloud while the Democrats win a 100% congressional majority but still manage to accomplish fvckall.