#690413 - 06/22/11 11:22 PM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: lukesfishin]
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Registered: 05/30/08
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Loc: Seattle
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I bought my fishing glock because of running up on a tweaker going over my parked truck. I can replace the truck.
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#690432 - 06/23/11 02:19 AM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: lukesfishin]
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Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 272
Loc: Whatcom County
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What's the limit on the bastards anyway? No limit!! No min size!! No gear restrictions!! Open year round 24/7, and never have to check website for emergency closures, as there will never be any.
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#690468 - 06/23/11 01:56 PM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Iwant2fish]
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The Tide changed
Registered: 08/31/00
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Up on the Skytucky, some new techniques have emerged which are proven to deter the black toof'ed bandirts from breaking into ones car. First, some Context. One has to consider the motivation behind a break in, which is in all cases a hairy toof'ed bandirt looking for cash, Tool CD's, fishing rod, or cheap car stereo he can hock down at the Gold Bar Pawn Shop. The Toof'ed Bandits will then take their measly proceeds to Sultan to score a dime bag of Lesters latest bathtub batch of crank. Recent survey trends indicate that if fishermen simply use this knowledge to plant a dime-sized bag of crushed aspirin, borax, & a drop of ammonia on the ground next to the driver's side of a vehicle parked in a popular fishing zone..that said Bandirts will simply take the bag of fake drugs and immediately hop back into their ragged Ford Taurus & vacate back to their blue tarped Shangri-la up in the hills for consumption, leaving the fisherman's vehicle intact. In most all cases, the Fisherman find that following their fruitless skunking on the Skytucky... and subsequent early return to their vehicle precedes said toofless bandirts return to the scene.... resulting in no broken windows or missing Tool CD's. 
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#690469 - 06/23/11 02:02 PM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Sky-Guy]
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Registered: 03/17/07
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Nice Ryley....... Funny chit there! No luck on the Tweeker hunt today, did loose one steelie tho... Gonna hit it again after lunch.
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#690626 - 06/24/11 01:08 PM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: seastrike]
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If anyone knows, are the break ins at the wallace going on in the parking lot on the north side of the bridge? Or are any going on at the south side??
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#690636 - 06/24/11 03:28 PM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Fear_no_fish]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/15/02
Posts: 4000
Loc: Ahhhhh, damn dog!
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Wow, those sleazebags seem to be out in force these days. Meth must be in high demand around those parts.
Fishy
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#690703 - 06/24/11 11:50 PM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Somethingsmellsf]
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Registered: 12/05/07
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Wow, those sleazebags seem to be out in force these days. Meth must be in high demand around those parts.
Fishy They are after that new flesh eating cocaine thats out there.... Seems to be some good stuff
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#690705 - 06/24/11 11:54 PM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: big o]
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Carcass
Registered: 09/26/06
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I will take a swing throught the sky valley launches and parking areas with gun and dog mid morning .. . . might flush a few out. . . should be some fresh activity with Reiter opening up .. . .
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#690708 - 06/25/11 12:12 AM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Rossiman]
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Carcass
Registered: 09/26/06
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CO2 fills at the sports Authority in Bellevue, near Bellsquare. . . . .
Pepperballs >> > > ?? More info please, have paintgun, travel .. . . . .
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#690712 - 06/25/11 01:03 AM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Rossiman]
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Carcass
Registered: 09/26/06
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WANT ! !
Where do I get this excellent concoction ? ?
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Due to a minor mishap, I now have 15# balls. . . ...
Decisions are made by those who show up.
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#690717 - 06/25/11 02:45 AM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Rossiman]
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Registered: 09/25/10
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Loc: Lake Stevens
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does it work on seals?! haha
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#690726 - 06/25/11 10:45 AM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Fear_no_fish]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/21/07
Posts: 7898
Loc: Olema,California,Planet Earth
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My dad told me about a time he was stealing apples, from a tree, and was shot in the butt with rock salt. Had to sit in water and dissolve the salt. That apparently hurt quite a bit. Might be another option.
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#690738 - 06/25/11 12:51 PM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Carcassman]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/15/02
Posts: 4000
Loc: Ahhhhh, damn dog!
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Anti tweaker pepper rounds! That sounds pretty cool, does it come in enamel whitener to make them look like their not dead when they get caught?
Let us know how the hunting goes.
Fishy
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The idea of a middle class life is slowly drifting away as each and every day we realize that our nation is becoming more of a corporatacracy.
I think name-calling is the right way to handle this one/Dan S
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#690755 - 06/25/11 02:43 PM
Re: Reports of Black Toof Bandits... On Skytucky RIver
[Re: Somethingsmellsf]
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Anyone actually catching any fish out on the Sky lately?
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