Originally posted by Sol:
[b]Talent, no, but I would have been mildly impressed if he was using fly rod.
when history has seen him regularly accept defeat.
He pokes and he snears at other fisherman's choice of gear,
to distract us from the fact his method is more than a little queer.
When he finally scores a fish he thinks he's really trick,
But it only proves he's exceptionally, exceptionally thick.
He carries photos of his miraculous success to show others his quarry,
the fly rod in hand tells the entire gay ass story.
In the end this will always be true,
while my arms are sore from playing fish,
he'll be busy crying, "I'm phuckin' due, I'm phuckin' due, I'm phuckin' due." [/b]For the record, my post was in jest.
After that post I'm starting wane on the talent part. But, the Poulsbo boys I knew always enjoyed a good rebuttal, so here's a go:
The flaming cork soaker thinks his method is most effective,
but his crutch to simply catch more fish is a little too suggestive.
He believes my method to fish is queer,
because he can’t seem to grasp it’s too easy on gear.
When he lands a number of fish he posts many a frames,
to prove he's exceptional and vying for fame.
He continues to post many o’ pics to feed an ego,
about his latest conquest while sharing some porn to enhance a libido.
While in the end it is true, I will fish the challenging manner they fear,
because one to the fly is worth 10 to gear.
But as angler apathy continues to increase,
while those willing to get involved to create change seems to decrease.
A important thing to remember while we post on this lame thread
another wild steelhead will be netted or bonked on the head.
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