#7352 - 02/23/06 10:34 PM
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13956
Loc: Mitulaville
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Eh, don't sweat it Sol. They are just Orygonian brats. Not like they fight, or do more than roll around and act like a turd. All of those brats combined won't fight any harder than the worst upriver Hoh boot. You'll be back on the OP soon. Just think of all the brats that you WON'T be catching! PS. The Boy came down with a fever last night. I'm sure you had something to do with it after your phone call. I got a feverish boy all day today. Add to that Momma is off for a 7-day "conference" in Hawaii, and Parker is borderline certifiable insane at the moment...... I guess the positive side is I've kept the kids alive for the last 5 days. Only two more to go! 
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#7353 - 02/23/06 10:44 PM
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 10/15/05
Posts: 117
Loc: Arlington, WA
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I didn't realize that Nick could stay sober long enough to catch 14 fish??? Maybe they just keep hookin' the ones in the bottom of the boat (and the bottom of the bottle) LMAO. Keep your head up SOL, I think I hear the Kispiox calling....
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#7354 - 02/24/06 01:32 AM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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First Parker is out flinging flies on the OP. Then, next thing you know, he's dissing the Orygun broodstockers. What's next......Brie and Chardonnay on the riverside while he smokes a pipe? 
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#7355 - 02/24/06 01:40 AM
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 1440
Loc: Wherever I can swing for wild ...
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Originally posted by Sol: [b]Talent, no, but I would have been mildly impressed if he was using fly rod.
when history has seen him regularly accept defeat.
He pokes and he snears at other fisherman's choice of gear,
to distract us from the fact his method is more than a little queer.
When he finally scores a fish he thinks he's really trick,
But it only proves he's exceptionally, exceptionally thick.
He carries photos of his miraculous success to show others his quarry,
the fly rod in hand tells the entire gay ass story.
In the end this will always be true,
while my arms are sore from playing fish,
he'll be busy crying, "I'm phuckin' due, I'm phuckin' due, I'm phuckin' due." [/b]For the record, my post was in jest. After that post I'm starting wane on the talent part. But, the Poulsbo boys I knew always enjoyed a good rebuttal, so here's a go:  The flaming cork soaker thinks his method is most effective, but his crutch to simply catch more fish is a little too suggestive. He believes my method to fish is queer, because he can’t seem to grasp it’s too easy on gear. When he lands a number of fish he posts many a frames, to prove he's exceptional and vying for fame. He continues to post many o’ pics to feed an ego, about his latest conquest while sharing some porn to enhance a libido. While in the end it is true, I will fish the challenging manner they fear, because one to the fly is worth 10 to gear. But as angler apathy continues to increase, while those willing to get involved to create change seems to decrease. A important thing to remember while we post on this lame thread another wild steelhead will be netted or bonked on the head.
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#7358 - 02/24/06 09:55 AM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 01/13/03
Posts: 2562
Loc: Edmonds
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Double Haul, that is music to my ears. Good work!
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#7359 - 02/24/06 10:23 AM
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 09/06/00
Posts: 1083
Loc: Shelton
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Too funny!
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#7361 - 02/24/06 11:21 AM
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13956
Loc: Mitulaville
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Originally posted by Dan S.: while he smokes a pipe? I'll leave that to you. Oh wait, that's a bowl.... My bad.
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#7363 - 02/24/06 12:32 PM
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 03/01/03
Posts: 1244
Loc: Snohomish County
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The dueling Poulsbo Poets. Good job guys! Ike
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#7364 - 02/24/06 12:44 PM
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Fish Fear Me
Registered: 10/12/05
Posts: 3275
Loc: Port Angeles
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Parker, A bowl is nothing without a spoon to go with it =) Might as well go for the gold buddy!
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