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#816235 - 01/18/13 05:28 PM Splinters in her crotch.....
Sol Duc April Fool Registered: 06/18/01 Posts: 15727	Splinters in her crotch A woman from who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down _________________________ He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein.
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#816290 - 01/18/13 08:49 PM Re: Splinters in her crotch..... [Re: Sol Duc]
fish4brains Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 6216 Loc: zipper	pretty dumb _________________________ ... Propping up an obsolete fishing industry at the expense of sound fisheries management is irresponsible. -Sg
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#816292 - 01/18/13 08:56 PM Re: Splinters in her crotch..... [Re: fish4brains]
Salman Spawner Registered: 03/07/12 Posts: 781	Did you just make that up? _________________________ Why build in the flood plain?
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#816297 - 01/18/13 09:19 PM Re: Splinters in her crotch..... [Re: fish4brains]
Dan S. It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck. Registered: 03/07/99 Posts: 16958 Loc: SE Olympia, WA	Originally Posted By: f4b pretty dumb Yes, he is. _________________________ She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell. Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames
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#816305 - 01/18/13 09:32 PM Re: Splinters in her crotch..... [Re: ]
Todd Dick Nipples Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 27840 Loc: Seattle, Washington USA	Originally Posted By: stam huh, the hell you say..... Fish on... Todd _________________________ Team Flying Super Ditch Pickle
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#816320 - 01/18/13 10:21 PM Re: Splinters in her crotch..... [Re: Todd]
The Moderator The Chosen One Registered: 02/09/00 Posts: 13951 Loc: Mitulaville	From the title, it sounded like something BigStick would say about one of the Mods here. Soo laffin' _________________________ T.K. Paker
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#816328 - 01/18/13 10:47 PM Re: Splinters in her crotch..... [Re: The Moderator]
Brewer 2112 Registered: 01/11/07 Posts: 4898 Loc: in the mass production zone	Originally Posted By: parker From the title, it sounded like something BigStick would say about one of the Mods here. Soo laffin' i totally agree! the thug mods on this site are full off splintered vag.... _________________________
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#816352 - 01/19/13 12:39 AM Re: Splinters in her crotch..... [Re: Brewer]
Equinox Returning Adult Registered: 01/05/10 Posts: 417 Loc: The "Rock"	You can't write if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8zn63ADiIE
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#816369 - 01/19/13 02:46 AM Re: Splinters in her crotch..... [Re: Equinox]
Todd Dick Nipples Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 27840 Loc: Seattle, Washington USA	Originally Posted By: Equinox You can't write if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8zn63ADiIE Careful, Sol Dumshit will get all pissy if he thinks you're stealing his theme song. Fish on... Todd _________________________ Team Flying Super Ditch Pickle
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#816378 - 01/19/13 09:59 AM Re: Splinters in her crotch..... [Re: ]
Somethingsmellsf River Nutrients Registered: 12/15/02 Posts: 4000 Loc: Ahhhhh, damn dog!	Originally Posted By: avidangler New low for the dark side Ohhh I have no doubt that someone will trump this in good time. Fishy _________________________ NRA Life member The idea of a middle class life is slowly drifting away as each and every day we realize that our nation is becoming more of a corporatacracy. I think name-calling is the right way to handle this one/Dan S We're here from the WDFW and we're here to help--Uhh Ohh!
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