I think we should have a mod for a day contest.

The contest is, what would the first thing you would do as a mod be?

Best answer wins...no $hit!

It cannot be a simple answer, like I'd ban so and so, build on your reasoning detailing why you would do what you would do, give me something to work with...like I said, best answer wins.

interesting...


i would hold a raffle for one or 2 of the Betty Vestuto art prints i have of Seattle and the fishing area, and donate all the proceeds to WSC....








then i would ban Beezy for being a dickhead....

I wouldn't want to be a moderator. I would want to be a web master and add user ratings and a better gallery. I may also remove post counts since they clearly reveal nothing, especially in rh's case.



It makes me feel warm inside since now I know I got under your skin.

I hope you one day realize I am not actually a dickhead. More like a principal who lied and ate the weed from the tree of life in the garden of the Hillside and had a 4th grade reading level at the age of 35.

I would 5 star this thread... It's gonna be a goodn

.....A .. from Stam! Who coulda guessed???

2 in the pink 1 in the stink, just like a bowling ball....

I wouldnt have expected you to get the joke RH, that it is a.k.a "Shocker"

That is because you pay too much. LOL!

I would be just like JG, the best mod PP has.

I would require everyone to replace their avatars with either redhook's drawings or moon pics. Also all tag line would have to be a redhook quite!

The member with the best RH quote would win a RVRFSR patch.....

Blood would run in the streets. Summary excecutions would once again be in high fashion.

I think Dogfish is a contender...I like his up-front style...

This bulletin board is moderated?

I'd ban Yarn Balls Deep (not sure if he is already?), along with any of his subsequent users. I'd set a 1 post per 24 hour limit on Redhook because, although I consider his reality entertaining, I also consider him a troll that has diluted the overall quality of PP.

I also agree with Jason B in that removing the post count in favor of some sort of member rating system.

I'd take mod privileges away from Todd.

That's it...now I'm mad.

I'd change AP's avatar to a blurry moon shot, and make all of redhook's posts show up as AP's instead.

I'd change Fish Prince's avatar to a pic of the opossum that redhook killed with a hatchet, and then make all of AP's posts show up as Fish Prince's.

The Reefer's avatar would magically become a picture of a goat chewing on the rear bumper of a 1996 Ford Taurus SHO, and all of FP's posts would start showing up there.

Reefer's posts would show up under KK's name, only the avatar would be changed to a .gif that rotates between pics of Jonas, Romulus, and Edgar.

I'd install software that allows you to make posts that are audio posts, and play automatically. The volume will always be high, and you can't turn it off. Classical music will always play in the background.

I don't care who posts, whoever you are, all your posts will be filtered through Vedder's voice recognition software. Even after that I suspect that most of the posts might actually start to make more sense.

All posts...every one...would be subject to moderation before showing up publicly, and I would retain 100% control over their actual content...as a matter of fact I would take it as a point of pride to say that I would make a sincere effort to edit every single one of them.

Anyone who ever says "OP" and means "original poster", rather than "Olympic Peninsula" would be automatically banned.

Anyone who ever mentions shellfish in a post about fin fish would be immediately banned, unless they are discussing using shellfish for bait for said fin fish.

Anyone who ever calls for a "ban" on anything, and calls it a "band", will be...banned.

I will send a drone over to bomb you and your house if you ever spell the word "navigable" as "navigitable".

Anyone who puts up a pic of a fish that is clearly not ocean fresh and calls it a "chromer" will be banned.

Anyone who puts up a pic of a 14 pound steelhead and calls it a 20 will be exiled to Oregon and forced to post on IFish, and only on IFish.

I, too, would install a member rating system...though I would be the only one who could use it. Rating from a level of 1 to 10, with 1 being the lowest, none of you would rate over a 5 to begin with, and would likely never rate better than a 7. More likely you'd all be 2's and 3's.

I'm not sure what I'd do on the second day.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. If nominated for Mod, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Pope Benedict's got nothing on me...I'm pre-abdicating.

god some of you guys crack me up...

you see me running around on threads bringing up your names?

you see me making fun of one of your dead parents?

you see me whinning about getting sh@t on? (ask the mods how many times ive cried to them for it to stop, watch what happens)

limiting me for doing something that everyone else is doing already, is like allowing someone like the government to have guns, and taking mine away...

maybe some of you need to look in the mirror and you might see that you are doing the same "diluting" that you are pissing and moaning about me doing... rookies....

anyways, im off, L@T3r7_

Any of you ever...ever...write words in this fashion will be triple dog banned.

Fish on...

Todd

Just incase you don't win...

I'd tell everyone to go fishin' and then shut the fukin thing down for the day.

I nominate Todd, the mod, for moderator for a day. He's got a plan!

Hey rh, what you fail to realize, is that this forum is called "Piscatorial Pursuits". Hint: Look at the address bar on your Win95 based Dell between www and com. You clearly have revealed to us and inferred that you suck at fishing and that you can't even go unless your poor gf gives you a ride.

Many of us have something to share and bring to the table that is fishing related first and foremost and that is why we are here. You don't seem to have much if anything fishing related nor care much about fishing and yet you punish this poor fishing-first website with your garbage.

I am sorry you think I and others are a dick, but seriously, I don't come here for your garbage and nobody else does. Your garbage is entertaining, I will give you that much. But in the end, you have nothing to offer PP beyond mindless entertainment and you are watering the quality down.

The Darkside is a place for fishermen to go to talk about things other than fishing. Not a place for non-fishermen to post their garbage.

I did that fishing Deathmatch to give you a chance to show us anything. Something at all fishing related. You just had a bunch of weird garbage about your personal life and excuses to post about and we don't care about that. Since than you just reveal more and more personal garbage we don't want to hear and still no fishing related anything. This is the reason I have been so hard on you lately, I realized that you are here because you have nothing better to do, not because you love fishing as much as many of us do.

There must be a place on Yahoo for a guy like you. Probably called TrailerParkTweakers.

Jason, there is a place for Redhook, and they want him back becasue he spends all his time here now.... FACT!

I just realized you did post your steelhead drawing so I am technically wrong to some extent. But it was still garbage.

I just hope Edgar, Jonas, or Romulus peel their shitstained a$$es out of the TeePee and see this post and offer up what they would do

of Maybe The SwedishChef, he'd prolly have something good to say.

That right there is solid work...were I the mod that's the kinda schit that could get your rating bumped up to a five and a half, mebbe six.

Fish on...

Todd

Mother*&$^#* (#$*&$)# ban *^$)# piss!

Coc*&^#) whore*&#()$*# you better $)*$*&#& or I'll ban your #$(* so godda#$*# fast you won't sh!t 'til Tuesday.

Love, Danny

Don't fu#&#ing click on this...FUKC!



Danny

Fish on...

Todd...not a Mod.

question--Can a mod get rid of a mod? If not I aint interested.

[Bleeeeep!] Todd. That video is disturbing.

I'd ban you all, post pics of ditch pickles and run my sled up and down the OP rivers for the day!


Fishy

you know what i do for this site Beezy?


make smug little pieces of sh!t like yourself actually do what the site is intended for... POST... you act like a 3 year old girl tho, running around harrasing people saying " no, i dont want to share, i want it all to myself"

you too Avid, you live in Cali, fish here once in how long? and you are here for what reason? you are here because you love to fish, and thats what this site is about...

as far as me contributing to this site, well, why dont you tell the people that have offered boat rides to me on both here, and GF, they are stupid, be carefull tho, cuz they will be watching now...

also, my "crappy" sketch, was just messing around, in a frame, im sure it would look kinda cool in someones office, and ive actually been complimented today by several people that just saw it... so your opinion means dildo baggins to me.... anyways, i offered that drawing up to the winner of the NCAA thread, then, i also sent an PM to both Sky Guy, and Bob, asking about having a raffle for a cool signed print or 2, and a book that was written by Rodderick Haig-Brown that was my fathers book, that im not going to read again, so that they could enjoy it.... i also was scrambling around trying to find .22LR rounds for Slab, and have been trying to locate primers for Redd.... i have sent business Stams way, i plug Todds company to every single friend i know, and every single dimbulb that talks to me when i am buying gear (which i just was), and never ask anything in return... EVER.... nor will i... because im not an asshole, and i like to help people out.....

what is it exactly YOU have done for this site, that goes for all of you that cant seem to keep my name out of your mouths... its simple really, just answer the damn question.... you know who you are... so spit it out...


or, shut up and act like a freakin man, instead of a toddler....

Somebody's vag is sandy.


Fishy

LOOKY ALL...he's trying to make another thread about himself.. RH...what you really need to do is get a JOB and move out of mommy's house and learn when to STFU!

I think avid might be right.

I would create a virtual Thunderdome and put Redhook, Avid, Reefer, YBD, Beezy and all of the other "fighters" inside to let em' hash it out once and for all. And then, once they were all exhausted and bleeding from their anuses, I would unleash "The Big Stick" to finish em' off.

Please oh please unleash The Big Stick. I would never post another thing about rh ever. My smack talk is nothing like TBS and when he reeled rh in it was classic.

I'm done with you for now rh, I am setting you free so you can continue your improvements to PP. Sorry about the net marks. Good luck!

I'd make every day Thursday.

JFC

GoatStep



Fish on...

Todd

Looking good, should be good for a couple of paid days off.

I wouldn't give a flying f.uck what any of you donkeys were doing if I was a mod for a day.

I would, however, turn the filter off so I could tell anyone who PM'd me to f.uck off without putting that fuckin' period in there.

exactly Dan...


Beezy and Avid, i wouldnt ban either one of you... i threw the bait out and you took it just like you do... banning is for babys....

I think redhook misunderstood me,

I wouldn't give a f.uck if the winner banned him.

I just don't care enough to ban anyone if I won. Except brewer, maybe.

Someone had to say it!


Fishy

Brewer, definitely!!!!!!

Course I'd still ban you all.


Fishy

After I got up I'd head to the bathroom for the morning download.

Too much info.


Fishy

Dude, we all know you would do none of the above, but funny anyway.

no actually im serious...

im not going to be recieving the money, someone else will that you all can "trust" with your money... i have the items... you can enter and you will be helping WSC with any thing you enter, not me...

im just giving someone some of my sh!t.... because im an asshole like that remember?

Just what I want to do is pay money for some other assholes [Bleeeeep!].

I am conflicted among some excellent choices.

It would be a lot of fun to have FreshPrince figure out how to deal with his new position. He might continue to be his irreverent self or might transmogrify into a net Nazi. I vote he would actually do well.

Toddster already has unofficial Mod status so a vote for him would be irrelevant. Keep status quo there.

Brewer comes in between FP and Todd, I know him and he is a good guy but I will not blow his cover as to how he would respond. He would also do well but he would decline the position, but how he would do it would maintain his status as the most interesting man.

If I were a mod, which was an original question: I would revise the code of conduct so that it meant something, create a section where everyone could be as freaky with each other as desired (members only) but keep it off the rest of the board , and then enforce the code of conduct on the rest of the site. Kinda like ar15.com

Then I would immediately resign my position to JG, Todd, and Hankster.

If I were MOD for a day, I'd take that day off.

1, pardon BigStick and write legislation into PP that BigStick never be banned again...EVER!

2,make it mandatory that all avatars have babes and poppin boobies!!! those who don't abide rule 2 can suck it! and be banned!

3,todd must comply to all conservative views without sniveling like a b!tch! if he fails in any way, he gets banhammared but required to pay site support with RVRFSTR!

4,guys who snivel about others will get 6 month detention in the corner.

5,anyone shorter than 5' will be banned!!! since danS can't meet this requirement, yes he would be instantly ban hammared! freacken dwarf!

6,posting extreme multiple pics of the same king salmon on the kenai will not be tolerated. meaning Sanchez would also get sent to the corner for 6 months. which would be no biggy he does the same thing on cryfish.

7,i would put a hit on ODH! not a kill hit of course. worse, a bounty of $50 for ODH brought to Brewer alive. then i'd have him handcuffed to sappy tree on his knees. then inform everyone where he could be found to they could piss on him.

8,finally drop the bomb on Stam that he is my biological father. requiring Stam to haul Brewer's arse on every fishing excursion forever!

9,finally! make Rush music streamed on this site mandatory!

bm, amongst your 890 posts...this is the best one you have ever made!



Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Brewer should be banned for even saying the word "Rush", much less claiming that he'd make us listen to it. The only thing worse would be if someone made us listen to Queensryche.

hey fvck that Todd, i built a house next to Chris DeGarmo... hes a good dude and they made alright music... well, 1 alright song...

They made a good EP first...then turned into a Pink Floyd tribute band, and a bad one at that.

Fish on...

Todd

That's exactly what we do, every day. You're hired!

Bob! please tap the Excalibur on both shoulders of Blackmouth!

Another name drop?? It would take me 3 pages to name drop where all our companies woodwork has been installed.... if I cared enough to do that. I'm sure I have been in traffic next to some well known people.

Hey Stam get yourself a Teq8. That's spicy V8 and tequila. Cheers

Well I know both KK and Todd!!!

I wouldn't brag about that Dave.




Fishy

I'll put the Cake video back on with continuous loop engaged as I know how much you enjoyed it the first time Skyguy

I'll send Deadhook, queefer, yarnfallsasleep, and blades, yes, blades, to the tower

Pick me! Pick me! All of your greatest fears will be realized YAY!

Ban everyone except Redhook and Todd the mod.

Yeah, us future mods want to know the time frame for this thing. Don't make us delete this thread!

honestly i think the OP is trolling us!

Zee Trulls theenk thees is a trull threed? Vhet zee foock! Iff I vere-a muderetur fur a dey, I vuoold bun ell zee Deen memmes &ooml;ckleega feettkook's oon thees seete-a und meke-a purn a thoorsdey reetooel. Du I veen? Bork Bork Bork!

In the spirit of full disclosure, I'll also be banning Brewer for a week for lacking the common sense that would normally keep someone from using a ridiculously oversized photo in a signature.

i know! the computer i'm using has no paintshop option. i'd shrink it if i could. PISS!

so check it out brewer, the Photobucket site you have that pic hosted on has this "Edit" button...it also has a "crop" button, too

The Mod for a day contest winner is under review. posts are being analyzed for content pertaining to the original request. A winner may be announced, someday.

Or even just open it in MS Paint and change the % under "Image" > "Stetch/Skew".

Elect me King Moderator for four days, starting late tonight...I'll be fishing Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday

I'm sure everything will be better when I return.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm great at MS Paint.

Change my moniker name.

It doesn't even make sense unless the current mods are closet Manti's. And for the record that is not my quote. I do sometimes worry about who's it is though!