A friend e-mailed me this the other day. No I do not have anything agianst blondes - I married one, just thought it was kind of funny.

Three blondes are sitting by the side of the river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde. "Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden. "But officer," replied the second blonde, "we arent't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the third blonde said to the other two, "dosen't he know there are steelhead in this river?!!"

Very good!

Have you heard the one about the blonde that was ice fishing?
In the middle of a frozen lake a blonde was sitting patiently with her bait just sitting on top of the ice. Another blonde came along on a snowmobile and asks the fisher gal, "Having any luck"? The fisher gal replies. "Naw, haven't had a bite all day." So the blonde snowmobiler tells her "Well climb on, We'll troll for a while."

I also married a blonde. I don't let her ice fish anymore.

Kind-of along the same lines.

Two blonds were out hunting. So their walking through the woods and come across a set of tracks. The one blond says to the other one "those look to me to be deer tracks," the other blond says "no, I think that they are bear tracks." They were still debating when the train ran them over!!!