That's why I always carry a gun to the theater. Nobody is going to interupt me playing Candy Crush.

I know a guy in his mid-70's that carries a .380 now.
Retired heavy construction general superintendent.
Used to having things done his way.
If he told me to stop playing with my cell phone, I would immediately stop.

Mouthing off and then throwing a bucket of popcorn at him would not be a good plan.

Mess with an old guy......and you might get ventilated.


Too bad for both families.

Two asshats off the streets at once. Someone should invent an app so people that want to piss people off and people that want to kill such can meet easier. Facebook for asshats

They always have that PSA when you go-
"This is NOT the time nor the PLACE" . I will be turning my phone off for sure.

Question for LaPierre: Who's supposed to stop a good guy with a gun?


Skittles, popcorn... maybe Florida should just ban snacks for the sake of public safety.

I was gonna say hell just froze over... But since there is no hell, the closest thing would be...

DanS lighter just ran out of Butane?...

Damn, Barbarosa. Hope you get to use the interwebz in prison.

You shut your facehole or I'll burn a hole like this in your head.

Mr. Heater Owner's Manual

Chapter 7
Using Mr. Heater as a weapon

lol

There's an outside chance that the bubbler sitting next to the bag may have played a part in the bag burning

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. By "outside chance", I mean 100% chance in this case

NOTE SECOND TO LAST SENTENCE
A LITTLE COMMON SENSE FROM AN OLD COWBOY ... Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled. Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight. Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Every path has a few puddles. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. The best sermons are lived, not preached. Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway. Don’t judge folks by their relatives. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’. Always drink upstream from the herd. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you. Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

Michael Traveler, author of Michael Traveler, author of Postcards from the Backroads

I knew that no good comes from texting. Dumb ass shoulda' known to keep his phone turned off in a movie theater.

You know the geezer was a typical authoritarian mr cop personality that likes to power trip on people. You also know the fukstik texting was a typical "dude" I will do what I want FU arsewipe. Did he deserve to die for being a fuckstik? No but when you enter the fukstik zone you pays your money and you take your chances. He lost and broken hearts are for assholes.

You carry a gun.

Dogfish and I are the exception..I think you mean the ones that open carry in public places. :>)