+ 1 pretty much nailed it. I've perfected the art after many years - almost ninja like in my approach...

Good solid information there. He failed to cover the screen door and several other phases of poop, but overall solid work.

Amazing that some people make the simple act of cutting a fart or taking a [Bleeeeep!] so complicated.

Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.
There is a lack of connection for the instruction of our youth. These matters need to be addressed

Ya, probably needs a government funded study....

Being born into a family of toilet cloggers, I think that guy has it all wrong. The best part of the day was going into the head making lots of noise and smells for everyones enjoyment. Loved hearing everyone leave and asking for a courtesy flush. Best part of the day for me. I miss those days now that I am retired.

I always poop first thing in the morning, usually within 5 minutes of going vertical. Then shower. I don't poop at work.

Got a couple of guys at work that walk up and linger and then move on. Your thought process is "What in the hell does he want?" Then the stench hits you. Sweatshirt over the nose and move to clean air. One of those guys is also a leaker, the stench is on him like that character on Peanuts--- Pigpen.

Had a rare, high-explosive, low altitude bombing run yesterday afternoon.
Could not make home porcelain....cold plastic it was.

Quickly back into the game and before the apprentice could screw anything up.

Every. Damn. Morning.