#929924 - 05/13/15 08:54 AM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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#929928 - 05/13/15 09:24 AM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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Damn Stam!
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#929935 - 05/13/15 09:54 AM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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The picture troubles me.
Is the penis limp? Is that the problem?
Judging by the large area of unused brain at least it does appear to be a woman with it in her mouth.
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#929947 - 05/13/15 12:15 PM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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In any case, my cat's a Maine Coon/Bobcat mix. At a mere 27 pounds she's actually severely underweight. Maine Coon's can be anywhere from 9-30 pounds, with most in the 12-18 pound range. Not all are super big cats. I have two pure bred Maine Coon's that are almost a year old. I think they both weigh about 14 pounds or so. Won't be fully grown until 3, but I don't think they'll get much larger than they are now. As cats go in general, Maine Coon's are a cool breed. At least my two cats are cool. PS. Brady is still a cheating sack of crap.
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#929976 - 05/13/15 06:17 PM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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Which of Brady's texts proves he's guilty?
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#929977 - 05/13/15 06:22 PM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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Prolly the ones to the dude with the codename "The Deflator". Just a guess, though. 
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#929981 - 05/13/15 07:27 PM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Which of Brady's texts proves he's guilty? None of them..........if you have his ball sack in your mouth. Hank - I know it's hard to believe if you work in a small-time medical practice, but my company does 3.5 billion a year, so making more than your whole office did in a day isn't that much of a surprise. Unless you're a dumbfuck - which you are, so never mind.
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#929992 - 05/14/15 12:58 AM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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A "large area of unused brain" narrows it down to Sol Dunce.
A "man with a co.ck in his mouth" narrows it down to Hank getting lucky.
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#930009 - 05/14/15 10:47 AM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Wow, Danny - my math guesstimate (not Common Core) has you pulling in close to 14 million a DAY. Even the largest orthopedic practice in S.F. is small-time compared to that. Mighty impressive.  Did you get the raise? You realize I'm not the only person that works here, right? And yes, we do in the neighborhood of 1.5 million an hour. That's because we don't spend all day on the internet like you did at work. No I didn't get the raise I didn't ask for - and what makes you think you have any idea what I get paid?
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#930024 - 05/14/15 03:51 PM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Hamster plays on the internet all day, asks for a raise, and gets it.
Then he plays on the internet some more, asks for a raise and gets it.
Sounds like a government worker to me.
I'm sure it's because of his mad skills and the drought of people with the rigorous training necessary to be an x-ray tech.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#930029 - 05/14/15 04:41 PM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Once again Hamster pretends he knows what I get paid so his make believe tale makes sense.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
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#930033 - 05/14/15 05:28 PM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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Dick Nipples
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Dear Messers Brady and Kraft,
We have reviewed your appeals, and after a full reconsideration of the record, and taking into account the additional information and persuasive arguments you both have presented to us over the last two weeks, we are forced to agree that the penalties including a four game suspension, one million dollars, and two draft picks were indeed grossly disproportionate to the severity of your alleged transgressions.
The penalties have been revised as follows:
Tom Brady is suspended for eight games because he is even a bigger Douchebag than we all thought...and frankly, we all thought he was a pretty big Douchebag to begin with.
Accordingly the monetary penalty has been increased to ten million dollars. If Mr. Brady can't afford this penalty we suggest he check his wife's pocketbook, which is in the bedside table next to the jar where she keeps Mr. Brady's balls (inflated or otherwise).
The team will also now lose first round picks for the 2016, 2017 and 2018 seasons, and third rounders in those same years.
Rober Kraft is also forbidden from visiting tanning beds throughout those three years.
Suck it,
The NFL
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#930034 - 05/14/15 05:37 PM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Yes - do you think I'm a lazy fuc.ker like you posting from work all day long or something? It's OK - a lack of work ethic is common in my generation, too, lazy ass.
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#930035 - 05/14/15 05:54 PM
Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!!
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Dear Messers Brady and Kraft,
We have reviewed your appeals, and after a full reconsideration of the record, and taking into account the additional information and persuasive arguments you both have presented to us over the last two weeks, we are forced to agree that the penalties including a four game suspension, one million dollars, and two draft picks were indeed grossly disproportionate to the severity of your alleged transgressions.
The penalties have been revised as follows:
Tom Brady is suspended for eight games because he is even a bigger Douchebag than we all thought...and frankly, we all thought he was a pretty big Douchebag to begin with.
Accordingly the monetary penalty has been increased to ten million dollars. If Mr. Brady can't afford this penalty we suggest he check his wife's pocketbook, which is in the bedside table next to the jar where she keeps Mr. Brady's balls (inflated or otherwise).
The team will also now lose first round picks for the 2016, 2017 and 2018 seasons, and third rounders in those same years.
Rober Kraft is also forbidden from visiting tanning beds throughout those three years.
Suck it,
The NFL Nicely done. You forgot.... Conjugal visits with Gisele limited to one per month and no BJ's allowed during the three year penalty period.
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