Nobody likes an angry Keebler......

Hook, can you tell us about your Julyish thingy kabob?

it will probably be steak and chicken in July....

actually probably steak, not a huge fan of tons of chicken...

"I was contacted by a listener of my radio show Bigfoot Tonight"


LOL

a very impressive trail cam bigfoot pic. thing is huge!!!!

It also looks surprisingly exactly like a picture of a gorilla, or some clown in a gorilla suit. Doesn't look like it eats beef jerky at all. I wonder if the area where the pic was taken is "squatchy"?

The problem with Bigfoot hunters searching wherever they hear bloodcurdling screams that sound like a 14 year old girl watching a bad horror movie is that those sounds are always around wherever they are...ever watch those shows on TV? Every time any of them hears anything at all in the woods they jump straight up in the air and scream.

With all the fruitcakes in the woods looking for Bigfoot (and Gnomes, apparently) it is no surprise that they all hear high pitched screaming all night...they thing they hear Bigfoot, and scream back, then the other clown who screamed first now thinks he hears Bigfoot, and screams again.

Pretty soon they are all running thru the woods screaming...while the trail cams are taking perfect and unblurred photos of every single animal in the woods except, apparently, those that travel interdimensionally.

Why do the fruit loops always pick stuff to believe in that is literally impossible to prove or verify?

Answer that question and I think all the rest of the mysteries will be solved along the way.

Fish on...

Todd

I have a 'friend', from my youth,(who now resides in Montlake terrace), who proclaimed to me that he new God's will, because he had attended a parochial grade school. Apparently he had forgotten that I also attended a parochial grade school, yet I have never proclaimed to know the will of God,--------------------------------even though I do. You see, he is a protestant and I was a Catholic.

Haha, Nice addition/clarification!



Yes, I am surprised as well. Maybe RICH has a point that there are lots of enthusiasts of the WEIRD sh!t out there?

This site has it all,the forums there are fantastic: hidden bases, men in black, aliens and bigfeets. Never saw any gnome action though.

Above Top Secret

Pretty sad,huh.

There's so many bigfeet, swamp monster and various other boogyman shows that they could probably start the Dumbfuckery channel.

As with many "reality" TV shows, the fools on there think that their quarry...Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Moth Man, Chupacabra, and now Gnomes...are what people are tuning into see and learn about.

Those shows exist so even the most backasswards idiot who can barely control a TV remote can at least tune into hundreds of people even dumber and more idiotic than him...everyone is laughing at the clowns hunting spooks on TV except the clowns.

They actually think other people take them seriously...and that right there is the best part about watching them "get squatchy".

Fish on...

Todd

Perhaps, but for me it's like having my brain sucked out my ear hole.
Thanks but I gotta pass.

if you think there isnt a possibility of a "monster" (although it would be called a fish, or or something of the likes scientifically), then i dont agree with you... fish, and extraterestrial life are 2 you cannot completely rule out... we have no idea whats under our oceans, and we have no idea whats out in space....

ill give you Bigfoot, although i think theres a possibility maybe at one point... Mothman too, weird sh!t happened, but, people make up sh!t all the time... Gnomes, no fvckin way, life isnt a Travelocity commercial.....

space and the oceans are where it would be at if you want to "find" something...

If someone proves bigfoot exists, will you get a job?

I'm going to deport all the gnomes, build an interdimentional wall and make the other dimension pay for it!

"In Washington, the harassing of bigfoot, sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment."


goin to jail Rich, as a potential LEO, you should have already known about this law....


http://q13fox.com/2016/01/26/study-exposes-wackiest-laws-still-on-the-books-in-all-50-states/

eddie the yeti, may get shot or worst.

Beep!

What do you think now?

I told you I was a troll a long time ago...

Why have I been trolling you for so long???

What are my intentions???

Why would I want to pile so much crazy [Bleeeeep!] on you???

How insane is reality right now???