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#266007 - 04/19/04 04:53 PM Compassionate President:
Pmartin Offline
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Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 905
You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental facility for unsupervised visits to his parents' home on weekends. For those of you who may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to impress the actress Jodie Foster.

This is such a nice letter from the President:

THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON D.C.
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC

Dear John:
Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems.

We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents.

The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you would let us know.

By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?

Sincerely,
George W. Bush


\:D :p
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#266009 - 04/19/04 07:27 PM Re: Compassionate President:
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Hilarious!

That's what we need more of during political season around here. \:D
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#266010 - 04/19/04 11:37 PM Re: Compassionate President:
eddie Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 2433
Loc: Valencia, Negros Oriental, Phi...
Now I can see that the problems I had with your earlier posts was that I couldn't see that they were meant in a joking manner. \:D

Just kidding PM, this one was pretty funny.
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