1:00am Alarm clock rings.
2:00am Hunting partner arrives to drag you out of bed.
2:30am Throw every thing except kithchen sink into truck.
3:00am Leave for deep woods.
3:15am Drive back home to pick up gun.
3:30am Drive like hell to get to woods before daylight.
4:00am Set up camp - forgot damn tent.
4:30am Head into woods.
6:05am See 8 elk.
6:06am Take aim and squeeze trigger.
6:08am Load gun while watching elk go over hill.
8:00am Head back to camp.
9:00am Still looking for camp.
10:00am Realize you don't know where camp is.
Noon Fire gun for help - eat wild berries.
12:15pm Run out of bullets - 8 elk come back.
12:20pm Strange feeling in stomach.
12:30pm Realize you ate poison berries.
12:45pm Rescued!
12:55pm Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped.
3:00pm Arrive back to camp.
3:30pm Leave camp to kill elk.
4:00pm Return to camp for bullets.
4:01pm Load gun - leave camp again.
5:00pm Empty gun on bird that is bugging you.
6:00pm Arrive at camp - see elk grazing in camp.
6:01pm Load gun.
6:02pm Fire gun.
6:03pm One dead pickup truck.
6:05pm Hunting partner returns to camp dragging elk.
6:06pm Repress strong desire to shoot hunting partner.
6:15pm Take pickup, leave partner and his elk in the woods.
6:25pm Engine boils over - hole shot on block.
6:26pm Start walking.
6:30pm Stumble and fall - drop gun in the mud.
6:35pm Meet bear.....
6:36pm Take aim.
6:37pm Fire gun - blow up barrel (plugged with mud).
6:38pm #@$! pants.
6:39pm Climb tree.
9:00pm Bear finnaly leaves.
Midnight Home at last!
We all Have had trips like this.