Yikes!

All these geological events are gonna kill us before global climate warming change gets its chance.

I see Ranier, St Helens, Hood, Shasta and Lassen blowing their tops simultaneously, ending life as we know it on the west coast. Not to be outdone, the Yellowstone caldera will get in the act and spew ash, fire and brimstone all the way to Ohio.

We're doomed. DOOMED, I say.

Oh well. Nobody ever died of nothin'.