Too morbid - not a sociopath - won't vote.

I ain't ever coming outta my ponderosa.

Dug in deeper than a tick on a Alabama coon dog.

Started Jazzercising today for improved maneuverability & fitness when defending the ponderosa.

On a side note: I had the chance to bang the single hottest high dollar Asian hooker in Shenzhen last year and I hard passed. This chick was probably the hottest, best looking gal I've seen anywhere in the world over the past 10 years. 11/10. I had first pick of 50 of them all lined up together in row. It's one of those "pick your company for the evening" types of deals. I picked that chick and all the other guys were like "man, I was gonna pick her". All bought and paid for by my old company - just had to take her upstairs to my hotel room. She didn't speak a lick of English. Spent all night conversing through Google Translation on our phones. You should have seen the look on her face when I typed 'G'night' sloot!" at 4 am.

If'n she wasn't a filthy hooker, I would have smuggled her home in my suitcase. Unreal beauty.

Anyway, fvck off with this poll.