Yo dude! Looks like I'm moving to the Phillipines.
What could possibly go wrong?
"Well officer, he looked like a legal 30 year old woman to me!"

I just realized after breaking up with my crazy ex and completely missing wide right on a pretty cool girl recently, that I am on the fast track to becoming Nap in another 6 or 7 yrs. Go check out the falopiantubesland and let me know how it goes Nap, save me a seat....lol
How old are you? I just turned 45 a couple of weeks ago.
I missed wide left on my 1st fiancé. A 9/10 smokin' girl next door type. Then I missed wide right on my 2nd fiancé. A 9.5/10 power broker ultra hottie. Tons of gals before and after have come and gone - almost all of which I could have married if'n I really wanted too. So I never ended up getting married or having kids, when that's all I pretty ever much ever wanted. So whatever - that's life - but I'm not settling for a bad or mediocre woman. Why settle just to be miserable?
Now I get to do fvck all and whatever I want, when I want. My time and money is my time and money. I have two awesome dogs, a very small - but wonderful extended family and some highly questionable friends. The dogs are fun, the family keeps me grounded and the highly questionable friends...well they are highly questionable.
I can also fly to the Philippines on a moments notice. Eddie...you ready to do some partying buddy?