Those young filipino hoes just want your old asses to pay their way through life. It's a free ticket out of hell. My friend owns a place in Manila. His wife is batshit crazy and they never fukk so he cheats on her with all sorts of young skags. I know another dude who moved to the Phillipines and now resides in a hut with his new lady and baby and her 8 family members. I like the cooking though. I actually cook up a mean Pancit Bihon.


Y'all can have that sh!thole. Some of us can afford to live here and we can get laid without hitting up young 3rd world girls.