Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima & Uncle Ben walk into a bar and were all promptly shot by the woke police. That's it. That's the joke. Because I'm not allowed to make the real jokes and neither are you. Think about that. It's seems humor is now..."Gone with the Wind".

100+ years of brands that wouldn't "stop resisting" and here we are. Within 24 hours, these 3 brands have fallen and I can't say that I don't agree. It's time. In fact, I say all profits from these brands for their entire 100+ year existence be pulled back and donated to BLM.

And The Onion speaks...

I get it..I get it and I'm onboard. But as a skinny bald white guy with pierced ears I'm fuggin' triggered by Mr. Clean. Is that the body standard I'm being held too? CANCEL! CANCEL! CANCEL!

All the while, the Washington Redskins & Redman Chewing Tobacco are quietly sitting in the corner and chuckling to themselves...."I'm in danger!"

What say you? What triggers you? How are you being held down by meaningless brands and what would you cancel if'n you could?