Hey, I get triggered by nothing, I have the world by the balls/[Bleeeeep!]'s/[Bleeeeep!]... whatever, I'm white and have privilege and am not afraid to use it, I've never had to work for anything, parents never had to work for anything, grandparents never had to work for anything, because, yeah, you guessed it, they're white, too.

..or not.