Moderate America left the conversation a long, long time ago - or should I say "was driven out of the conversation" to be more precise.

Now we just sit back, point and laugh at all of the stupids on the ends of the horse shoe.

If you play both sides, you always come out on top smelling like roses while never having to take responsibility for anything...ever. It's a great and fun place to be! The popcorn is fantastic and it has just the right amount of movie theatre drama butter and salty stupid tears.

And now you know why I really am a Moderate - besides all that logic, common sense, reason & pragmatism. I get to make fun of everyone and take zero responsibility. PERFECT!

Pro tip: George Carlin and Lenny Bruce make excellent write-in candidates.