That was a stupid question, even if only directed at Evo.

One can never have enough guns. My problem is that I don't have enough large gun safes or built in gun rooms to store any more guns. That's put a damper on my firearms business. That and the stupid fvcking laws in our state makes the trading/buying/selling firearms a real biatch.

I won an Alien Putter back in 1990. Only thing I've won directly from the InterWebz, minus the multi-billions long lost relatives keep offering me.

Back in the hay day, I kept a running spreadsheet of my accumulated internet wealth from all of the spam emails I received. I stopped playing the game when my worth exceeded 100 million and showed no signs of slowing down.

I'm sure some of you here now are doing this exact thing except with all the "Get laid" type emails.

So, you been laid...what....5 times now Nick???