Some people are born with the gift of gab. It's really weird. I have a friend,decent looking guy,drives a vette,thinks he's Don fkn Johnson,and he couldn't get laid if he crawled up a chicken's ass.

I have always done well for myself,and not just forks fatties and slag mattress hoes,although there have been a number of those,but quality. I was recently informed that a lady about 10 years older than I who I shot down in flames because she was a narcissistic nutbag,told a friend of mine that she couldn't resist my charms and "boyish good looks"

Goofy fkn bitches!!!