Launched at 0 dark thirty to fish the Notellum banks. The pickings were slim and we were so bored we were watching the new Bigfoot Documentary starring Rich G and Hunter Biden's pornhub account 'RHEast', where he uploaded his own amateur videos but was careful not to show his face. Then I decided that if there was anyone who could Make Fish Bite Again it was Donald J. Trump.

So I put on the MAGA hat to get the Trump mojo, if Trump can't do it no one can! Then before the lure even hit the bottom it was fish on! The fish fought hard but I fought harder than Trump fights against releasing his tax returns. When it got to the surface it was so YUGE that I called it The Great MAGA King. It was so chrome, it bling'd more than Trump Tower.