I bought a cheap, extra large yellow raincoat today. I am deciding between the following words and phrases to put on it for the fishically challenged folks that fish with me:

1) On the front will be a big "S" logo that looks just like the one that is on Superman's costume. On the back will be big letters that read "SUPERCRACKER".

2) Big letters "I'M A CRACKER" (Thanks Kevin)

Thanks for the replies so far, guys, I have only a few days left until supercracker, Parker from this board, returns. I need more ideas! I want him to have to suffer as that guy is always hooking fish before I can even drop the anchor or pitchin' his gear in before daylight while I'm putting rods together, etc. HE WILL PAY!

Remember that this is all in fun and newby steelheaders fishing with me will get a break from the humiliation.

Justin