5 gallon buckets rule over Honey Buckets!!! Ever since I was eating lunch one day at a construction site.....guy goes in to the use the plastic throne, and an excavator accidently (while lifting one of those 8-ft diameter detention pipes) smacks the $^^^house! Didn't fall over, but rocked hard back and forth enough for the guy to come bustin out, pants down around his knees, and needless to say drippin wet and a little-bit irate.
I almost choked to death on my banana (I wasn't in your boat Bob!) and I've never gone into one of those things since!!