RT, I knew your paint gag was just a joke, but you are definately held to a higher of scrutiny as a public figure published in a respected magazine. For the record, my issue does not have any just kidding disclaimers after the "joke".

Not only do people read things out of context, some idiot may just do it! There are some real neanderthals out there that are probably loading up their "low vis oil based" flourescents right now and snickering to their cousin Jethro "that RT feller has sum reely gud ideers".

What I really want to know is, where was your copy editor? Doesn't anyone proof read your work? I can't believe they would let you go off on your own. Don't they read your posts here? They at least have to check the spelling!