Pitch', I hadn't seen the new issue yet. Now I find out that somehow someone in the office there omitted that key sentence of "OK, now you know I joke around a bit". That changes this situation. Nick is out of town this afternoon so I e-mailed the exact copy of my original column transcript to office manager Lorraine. It has that sentence right there in my transcript. She said she'll look into it and they will print a retraction type statement in the next issue. But that leaves me out there looking silly until the next issue. Oh well.

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