Ok, all this multi BB trash talkin smack needs some 'splainin for the smacker crackers like C&E. There is a plethora of great smackers on here that can help the crackers learn the fine art of different types and caliber of smackin, and also how to learn to decipher ones directed at you. I will put up just a few, and you grade A TTSA's put in your 2 cents worth of education for these people. (Sponsored by the League of Crackers in Need of Smackin Ammo). ...

- First and foremost, 95% of trash talkin is harmless fun. It needs to be recognizable by the smacker and smackee alike, so as to keep it fun (like my "This Ain't Over Yet" smack thread intended to fire up some more fun flotillas). I'd guess around 5% of this stuff is actually designed to hit a raw nerve or is an attempt to bring cracker smackers closer to the level of the veteran smackers. DO NOT take most of this stuff seriously though!!!

- Next up is *types of smack talk:

* "Basic New York Facial" - this is just a straight forward blast of hot air that is often not well thought out. It lacks of the finer arts of the dig. Dig?

* "Dartmouth Smack" - as it's name implies, this comes from a little higher form of educated smack ammo, and it is quick hitting and short. It often plays on some actual annoying weaknesses of the smackee, but it rarily gets truely mean.

* "Peruvian Suttle" - this is well thought out suttle digs that often fly over the heads of cracker smackers. Again, not meant to be mean. (AuntyM, DJ, and I put a lot of that out, and it sometimes gets taken too seriously - often triggers a Lame Cracker Smacker reply).

* "Lame Cracker Smack" - as this one's name implies, it is lame smack that just doesn't cut it in the big leagues.

* "Discredible Smack" - this is smack that tries to make the reader believe it's actually based on facts, when in reality it's not even close. Lacks intelligence to come up with some good 'prime cut' smackin. (this type is Giz's forte')

* "The Dozens" - Probably the lowest form of pure smackin that originated in the big inner cities. It may not really belong on this BB - unless you can keep it appropriately toned down to acceptability? Sometimes contains sexual innuendos - including about the smackees relatives. Can also contain other strong personal jabs. Be careful with this one; making sure it's obvious fun.

So many others - I can't think of them right now. Need help from some of you top teir smackin dudes to post some of the other types. -------->