The National Democratic Committee has announced it's changing the emblem of the Democratic Party - from a Donkey to a condom. The National Democratic party Chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's current stance... owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of *****s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Please make
certain your democratic friends make the appropriate changes on any of their campaign literature.