I hope that next to last sentence was bait for some kinda fish other than this one. That particular line is shop worn and obviously so inaccurate as to be silly. Not to say you won't get any nibbles. A strip of beer can with a hook on one end and split ring to tie to on the other will catch fish. Just use a leader that can handle a brush with the can.
I'm glad the --Monitor is still sustaining their reputation. The only outrage that should arouse will likely come from the "moderate" Muslims.