About a year ago the breaks on my wife's car were making a hideous noise. She told me about it a couple of months after it started. Anyhow, I jump in and drive it around my block in our subdivision so I can hear it, get pulled over and ticketed for no seat belt. Literally around the block, not on any major roads etc...

The only thing that kept me from going ape [Bleeeeep!] on the cop as he looked like one of the cops off Reno 911, I kinda felt sorry for him after that.