What a history book it would be

Lewis & Clark

As we approched the coast we were greeted by a handsome race of peoples. They rushed out to greet us in strange metal boats with loud boxes on the backs which moved these boats with great speed. They offered us a native drink called Keystone light and asked if we cared to visit their casino !!!

O.K, now I think I'll stop. I do feel better however.
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Clearwater/Salmon Super Freak