actually elk ... i think i may have stolen it myself or something similair but i cant remember where from(i think a texan country singer). steal away my brother...the other is adapted from a sherman alexie quote from -lone ranger and tonto fist fight in heaven- i believe . but i think he said "get hit by a truck" and i like doe in headlights better. of course who am i to go changing shgerman alexie. if you ever get a chance to hear him speak or do a reading...do it. he is extreemely funny, probably one of the best authors ever and a spokane indian. He wrote the movie "smoke signals". he has lots of funny stories abvout flying post sept. 11. I heard him say once . "when i get on a plane, people are like... what is this some long haired italion or terrorist or what and i fel like beating a drum and spreding casino chips as i walk down the aisle so that they know im obviousely an indian"


i also heard him tell a story about driving up 405 right after 9/11 and a guy in a giant truck with a huge flag pulled up next to him and yells " go back to your own country" then he said it was about a mile before i figured out to yell back "you first" then I thought maybe he knew i was a spokane indian and meant "go back to your own county"

i digress but check him out if ya get the chance. he lives in seattle and is hilariouse..