I hate to bust your bubbles, but the aluminum beanie is no longer completely effective to the mind control plan of "them."
I have good evidence that they are now using lasers to beam subliminal mind control messages into the back of our retina.
These lasers are planted in traffic lights, car headlights, McDonalds signs, etc.

Keep wearing the beanie, but don't forget to wear your mirrored sunglasses. We must get the message out before they completely take over. Obviously, they have gotten to everyone in Washington D.C. We are the last hope for our country.
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The vet said I should get my dog fixed.
I didn't realize he was broken.