A Game Warden stopped Jim Blount carrying a bucket of live fish. "Do
you have a license to catch those fish?" he asked.

"No sir, these are my pet fish." Jim replied. "Every night I take
them down to the lake and let them swim for a while. Then I whistle
and they jump right back into the bucket."

"That's a bunch of baloney," said the game warden, pulling out a
citation.

"Follow me back to the lake, and I'll prove it to you."

Suspicious but curious, the game warden agreed. They walked back to
the lake, where the camper poured the bucket of fish into the water.

"Okay, the game warden said, "now call them back."

"Call who back?"

"The fish," replied the warden.

"What fish?"
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I will teach my son to fish, and that will make me glad.