Bubba went fishing down at the river. Of course Bubba fished with sticks of dynamite. Just as he was about to make his second "cast" a game warden stepped out of the brush, came up to Bubba and told him that it was illegal to use dynamite to fish with. As the warden was reading him the riot act Bubba calmly lit the fuse on another stick, handed it to the warden and told him "Are you going to keep flapping your jaws or are you going to fish too?"
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It's wonderful to be good. But it's better if you're lucky and good!