Kerry is less-than-hot in the "speechifying" department as well... here's an example:

This is a quote from a CNN report on Kerry responding to the "global test" remark he made during the first debate.

Quote: "I'm never going to allow America's security to be outsourced. That's the job of the president.

"But I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere. " endquote.


Anyone wishing to poke fun at Kerry-- and why not? he's a visible target for humor-- can take his statement about "outsourcing" the security of the US as the job of the president and run with that.

However, his desire to "test the legitimacy" of his plans on the globe "and elsewhere" can ask where else, or who else, he's intending to contact. Little green men? All the way to Mars?

There's a reason that Kerry isn't quoted directly in the press very much. If you listen carefully to what he is saying, his eloquence fades fast. The difference here, I think, is that Bush doesn't have the spinmeisters that Space Cadet Kerry does...

And this doesn't even touch the "I voted for it before I voted against it" business... or was that the reverse?

My $.02,

Keith