Twas The Night Before Voting


Twas the night before voting
and all thru the house,
Bush couldn't sleep
and neither could his spouse.

Hanging chads were hung
by the Chimney with care,
in hopes they'd bring the same luck
as that other 2,000 year.

The Twins were nestled all snug in their beds,
while awol Guardsman were sought by the Feds
.
Finally sleep did come to the Master of the house, and snuggled up to him was Laura his Spouse.

When suddenly he awoke with such a great start, he fell out of bed and frightened his heart.

For out on the lawn there was a great clatter,
he ran to the window to see what was the matter.

When suddenly what to his wondering eyes did appear, but a miniature Sleigh with all his buddies so dear, Rumsfeld, & Cheney, Wolfowitz and Rice,
the whole gang was there, it was delightfullly nice.

But then out of nowhere Powell came up from behind,
to announce he had something of which to remind.

Tomorrows election day & thats why I've come by,
You're going to lose, they remember you lie!