Elvis the original joke was funnier without the alterations. Here is the original which makes more sense.


Osama to Dubya

After numerous rounds of .... "We don't even know if Osama is alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:


370HSSV-0773H


Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service.

With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) for help.

The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:

Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down."
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein