Um, Parker you kinda got that backward. Convicts don't come from Walla Walla, they come from Seattropolis TO Walla Walla. Wally World has a low crime rate, remember? They're just willing to do you Puget Sounders the kindness of housing your throwaways.

And I am now hereby forever banning you from drinking any more of our wonderful Eastern Washington wine. I wouldn't want you to confuse it with nuclear waste. So there. :p