Oh no your precious flag! "Please monsuier do not burn my precious flag" hahahaha. When i purchased my estate here in washington there were several of your flags on my property. I have been having my gardeners use them to transport compost...and clean the stables.

One of the workers on my estate has an american flag tattoed crudely on his bicep, you americans are so guache!. I hope for your sakes he does not intend to be cremated, lest you cry yourselves silly.

Perhaps you should worry less about your flag and concentrate on being able to make a decent bottle of vin?