I'm having too much fun drawing parallels between some of the denizens of this site and similiar entities on another site. Many here use the same psuedonym, but some do not. A challenge. Much different than the poor abused only female with a gift for insulting gab. I think you are fun AuntyM. Your need to bash others in any and all modes you can conjure is as you said, pathetic.
Fencing can be fun but you should use a epee or a foil not a plowshare.